Woman can do anything these days

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Woman can do anything these days

Postby Roddez » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:34 pm

The C-5 pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the G.I.s the usual information regarding seat belts, parachutes, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.”

An old M/Sgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear he r right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendant came by he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the Attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," he said, "I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing Sarge," said the attendant, "We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit."

"It's now the Box Office"

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