The Language of Love.

[Roddez]

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract the attention of a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned and replied "No".

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed around wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and Guido smiled and asked "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for her yet again. Using the last of his strength he barely managed it but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back gasping.

Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asks again," You finish ?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No. I Norwegian."

Boom Tish!

[TristosMaximus]

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[Sentinel]

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