Think First...

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Think First...

Postby Digital » Thu May 21, 2009 3:58 pm

Never react before getting the facts and thinking things through...

Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?'

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400 a week. Why?'

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back.'

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here? '

From across the room came a voice,

'He Was The Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
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Postby Sentinel » Thu May 21, 2009 4:28 pm

I wonder if the pizzas were hot! Haha!!
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Postby libsti » Thu May 21, 2009 5:50 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Fangin_RX » Thu May 21, 2009 5:59 pm

bahah, Thats awesome lol
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Postby smythie » Thu May 21, 2009 9:11 pm

an oldie but a damn goodie :rofl:
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Postby Hobber » Thu May 21, 2009 10:17 pm

Sounds like I need to start randomly leaning against walls!
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