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Married Life

Postby Roddez » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:20 am

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the
leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all
night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,
Batman?"
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Re: Married Life

Postby smythie » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:35 pm

:lol:

Roddez wrote:We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

I didn't realise you were that way inclined :twisted:
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Re: Married Life

Postby EJ25 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:31 pm

Roddez wrote:As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,
Batman?"

I used to have a high school english teacher called Miss Batman.. :air_kiss:
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Re: Married Life

Postby Fangin_RX » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:33 pm

smythie wrote::lol:

Roddez wrote:We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

I didn't realise you were that way inclined :twisted:


SO THATS WHY YOU DIDNT BRING ANYONE TO THE CRUISE ROD!! my god why didnt i figure that out :P
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