Best Movie Quotes

[WhiteGTB]

Seeing that Mano and I have just quoted Jedi Master and his gang, does anyone else have any good ones they like?

Another favourite is...

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: [shouts] You can’t handle the truth!

[Mano™]

The Joker: (Dark side force in Batman world)
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It's me, Sugar bumps.

I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy.

You can call me... Joker.

You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!

The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!

Hey, bat-brain, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents. I mean, I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." I mean, how childish can you get?

My face on the one dollar bill <-- Joker wanted.

Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist.

Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

I now do what other people only dream.

[WhiteGTB]

How could I leave out...

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

[AndySTi]

Just noticed your sigs...funny as

300: "This is....SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Fight Club: "I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables--slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war . . . our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"Run Forest...Runnnn!"

[LIBER8ED]

im a mushroom cloud layin motherf***er motherf***er

in fact, why the f**k am i on brain detail

[tangcla]

DANGER TO MANIFOLD!

[UrbanGTB]

Die Hard:
Yippe Ki-ay motherfucker

[IDOLYZ]

Step Brothers:

Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!

Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

Anchorman:

Brick Tamland: I love...carpet. I love...desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

Could go on forever...

[markii]

AFI's Top 100 Movie Quotes :

* "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
* "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," "The Godfather," 1972.
* "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am," "On the Waterfront," 1954.
* "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
* "Here's looking at you, kid," "Casablanca," 1942.
* "Go ahead, make my day," "Sudden Impact," 1983.
* "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.
* "May the Force be with you," "Star Wars," 1977.
* "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night," "All About Eve," 1950.
* "You talking to me?" "Taxi Driver," 1976.
* "What we've got here is failure to communicate," "Cool Hand Luke," 1967.
* "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," "Apocalypse Now," 1979.
* "Love means never having to say you're sorry," "Love Story," 1970.
* "The stuff that dreams are made of," "The Maltese Falcon," 1941.
* "E.T. phone home," "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," 1982.
* "They call me Mister Tibbs!", "In the Heat of the Night," 1967.
* "Rosebud," "Citizen Kane," 1941.
* "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!", "White Heat," 1949.
* "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!", "Network," 1976.
* "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," "Casablanca," 1942.
* "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.
* "Bond. James Bond," "Dr. No," 1962.
* "There's no place like home," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
* "I am big! It's the pictures that got small," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.
* "Show me the money!", "Jerry Maguire," 1996.
* "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?", "She Done Him Wrong," 1933.
* "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!", "Midnight Cowboy," 1969.
* "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,"' "Casablanca," 1942.
* "You can't handle the truth!", "A Few Good Men," 1992.
* "I want to be alone," "Grand Hotel," 1932.31. "After all, tomorrow is another day!", "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
* "Round up the usual suspects," "Casablanca," 1942.
* "I'll have what she's having," "When Harry Met Sally...," 1989.
* "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow," "To Have and Have Not," 1944.
* "You're gonna need a bigger boat," "Jaws," 1975.
* "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!", "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre,"
* 1948.
* "I'll be back," "The Terminator," 1984
* day, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth," "The Pride of the Yankees," 1942.
* "If you build it, he will come," "Field of Dreams," 1989.
* "Mama always said life was like a bx of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," "Forrest Gump," 1994.
* "We rob banks," "Bonnie and Clyde," 1967.
* "Plastics," "The Graduate," 1967.
* "We'll always have Paris," "Casablanca," 1942.
* "I see dead people," "The Sixth Sense," 1999.
* "Stella! Hey, Stella!", "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.
* "Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars," "Now, Voyager," 1942.
* "Shane. Shane. Come back!", "Shane," 1953.
* "Well, nobody's perfect," "Some Like It Hot," 1959.
* "It's alive! It's alive!", "Frankenstein," 1931.
* "Houston, we have a problem," "Apollo 13," 1995.
* "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?", "Dirty Harry," 1971.
* "You had me at `hello,"' "Jerry Maguire," 1996.
* "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know," "Animal Crackers," 1930.
* "There's no crying in baseball!", "A League of Their Own," 1992.
* "La-dee-da, la-dee-da," "Annie Hall," 1977.
* "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Psycho," 1960.
* "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good," "Wall Street," 1987.
* "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," "The Godfather Part II," 1974.
* "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.
* "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!", "Sons of the Desert," 1933.
* "Say `hello' to my little friend!", "Scarface," 1983.
* "What a dump," "Beyond the Forest," 1949.
* "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?", "The Graduate," 1967.
* "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "Dr. Strangelove," 1964.
* "Elementary, my dear Watson," "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," 1929.
* "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape," "Planet of the Apes," 1968.
* "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine," "Casablanca," 1942.
* "Here's Johnny!", "The Shining," 1980.
* They're here!", "Poltergeist," 1982.
* "Is it safe?", "Marathon Man," 1976.
* "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!", "The Jazz Singer," 1927.
* "No wire hangers, ever!", "Mommie Dearest," 1981.
* "Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?", "Little Caesar," 1930.
* "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown," "Chinatown," 1974.
* "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.
* "Hasta la vista, baby," "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," 1991.
* "Soylent Green is people!", "Soylent Green," 1973.
* "Open the pod bay doors, HAL," "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968.
* Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley," "Airplane!", 1980.
* "Yo, Adrian!", "Rocky," 1976.
* "Hello, gorgeous," "Funny Girl," 1968.
* "Toga! Toga!", "National Lampoon's Animal House," 1978.
* "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make," "Dracula," 1931.
* "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast," "King Kong," 3933.
* "My precious," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," 2002.
* "Attica! Attica!", "Dog Day Afternoon," 1975.
* "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!", "42nd Street," 1933.
* "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!", "On Golden Pond," 1981.
* "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper," "Knute Rockne, All American," 1940.
* "A martini. Shaken, not stirred," "Goldfinger," 1964.
* "Who's on first," "The Naughty Nineties," 1945.
* "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac ... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!", "Caddyshack," 1980.
* "Life is a anquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!", "Auntie Mame," 1958.
* "I feel the need - the need for speed!", "Top Gun," 1986.
* "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary," "Dead Poets Society," 1989.
* "Snap out of it!", "Moonstruck," 1987.
* "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you," "Yankee Doodle Dandy," 1942.
* "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," "Dirty Dancing," 1987.
* "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!", "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.
* "I'm king of the world!", "Titanic," 1997.

Markii's "Scarface" Favourites

Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie

Tony Montana: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?

Tony Montana: I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

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Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

[AndySTi]

wow

[WhiteGTB]

Tony Montana ROCKS!!!

Fark I love this scene.

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

I know I know.. Markii posted it already

[Spec B Wgn]

Attendant Warren: Good morning, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: Good morning.
Attendant Washington: Good morning, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: Mr. Washington.
Miller: Morning.
Nurse Ratched: Good morning.
Nurse Pilbow: Good morning, Miss Ratched.
Nurse Ratched: Good morning.
Attendant Washington: Morning, Bancini.
Bancini: Morning.
Attendant Washington: How do you feel?
Bancini: Rested.
Nurse Pilbow: Medication time. Medication time.

[blacknwhite]

Magnum Force (Dirty Harry)
"Man's got to know his limitations"
and even though cant stand the movie, a gem from Top Gun
"Son your mind is makin cheques ya body cant cash!"

[smythie]

And of course "Do you feel lucky? Punk! ... Well do ya?!"

Anyone got the lead up to that one?

[blacknwhite]

And of course "Do you feel lucky? Punk! ... Well do ya?!"

Anyone got the lead up to that one?

Too easy , First movie Dirty Harry
I know what youre thinking, did he shoot six shots or only 5?
to tell you the truth in all the excitement Ive kinda forgotten myself, but seeing this is a 44 magnum ,the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you got to ask yourself a question- do I feel lucky well Do ya feel lucky Punk