difference between men and women

by **Resonate** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:17 pm

chik_25 wrote:we may be complicated, but you guys would be f****d without us

Well played.

by **chik_25** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:17 pm

Score:

Girls: 1
Guys: 0

by **Mano™** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:31 pm

We wouldn't really be fucked with out you girls.. least we will still have what we worked for an what we own.. rather then losing super etc.. :rofl:

by **sinist4** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:33 pm

this thread is gold lol

by **AndySTi** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:07 pm

sinist4 wrote:this thread is gold lol

hehe there's plenty more where this shit came from :biggrin:

by **Ric** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:41 pm

by **overl0ad** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:21 pm

by **overl0ad** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:24 pm

by **AndySTi** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:10 am

overl0ad wrote:

hahaha that's awesome

by **Fangin_RX** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:42 pm

haha they are gold, nice finds.

Found a few
"OH MY GOD YOUR GONNA HIT A BOAT!!!!" "Huh? what boat i was fixing my makeup."

Another Car Related

by **Ric** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:25 am

The beer ad I posted at http://forum.liberty.asn.au/viewtopic.php?t=4035
probably qualifies to go here too!

by **Spec B Wgn** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:15 am

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed . Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear.....

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was go ing to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a ni ce lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for w ho I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

by **Fangin_RX** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:34 pm

Cunning, but kinda slack imo

by **adam** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:05 am

EskimO wrote:Cunning, but kinda slack imo

women marry men hoping they will change,
men marry women hoping they won't,
it almost never works out the way they were hoping :lol:

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