Petrol

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Petrol

Postby gtspec » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:57 am

A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his
Window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of petrol,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew
To his car and into his petrol tank.
After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. '
Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my petrol tank'?

The bee answered,


Wait for it..wait for it......
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Postby RXWAG » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:33 pm

you've upset me now! :wink:
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Postby smythie » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:16 pm

<groan>

well done
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Postby Fangin_RX » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:18 pm

.... err, Well done with that
MY00 Subaru Liberty (Legacy) RX 2.5L / 2009 Honda CRF250R
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Postby swingn » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:01 pm

So simple, yet oh so funny.

Good one mate!
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Postby Hobber » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:32 pm

:D

Nice! So nice I've stolen it and passed it off as my own on another forum :)
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Postby gtspec » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:00 pm

haha glad you guys liked it.. i was bored at work and thought i would pass it on..
its a bit on the lame side but still got a funny side too
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