The information of reproduction

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The information of reproduction

Postby Roddez » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:58 am

Who said you can't learn anything on the net in an IRC session?

<hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
<hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
<Jck_true> Sweet
<Jck_true> DoS attack!!!
<hypnosis> a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
<hypnosis> 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
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Postby Hobber » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:53 am

Wow, the stuff you are learning at your new job... ! :shock:
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Postby Deluded » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:53 pm

if only there were hot IT chicks ... this would be an interesting pick up line :shock:
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Postby Hobber » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:12 pm

Interestingly tissues become storage media. I can't even do the math on how much data you can store with a box of tissues!
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Postby Resonate » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:38 pm

Hobber wrote:Interestingly tissues become storage media. I can't even do the math on how much data you can store with a box of tissues!


Haha very clever.. Also, ewww!!
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Postby subnub » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:06 am

brb spewing
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Postby Roddez » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:34 am

Hobber wrote:Interestingly tissues become storage media. I can't even do the math on how much data you can store with a box of tissues!


You are one sick, sick puppy!
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