Booze Bus

by **My08Liberty** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:09 am

Two Aboriginals were driving their old Ford Falcon in the outback
one day, when off in the distance they saw a police booze bus.

One of them thinks "this is great" and heads straight for it.

As they pulled up, the driver winds his window down and says
"Two cans of Emu Export thanks mate!"

The copper looks at him and says "You must be drunk! Get out of the
car and blow into this tube for me."

The driver got out of the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in
that. I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out
if I blow in that."

The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says "OK In these
cases we require you to give a blood sample."

"Nah, nah, sorry boss. Can't be doin' that. I got a letter from the
Red Cross saying I'm a haemophiliac and I could bleed to death. Sorry
boss, can't do that," said the driver.

By now the copper is getting fairly irate and finally demands a urine
sample for testing. The driver looks at him and says "Sorry boss, can't
do that either."

The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!!!"

"Bloody oath mate." says the driver, "It's from Kevin. He has
apologised and says that you whites can't take the piss out of us
blackfellas no more."

by **apg39** » Sat May 31, 2008 9:38 am

Im sorry..........I cant read the joke when your avatar is the b00bies, Its hypnotising.

by **honkas** » Sat May 31, 2008 10:03 am

apg39 wrote:Im sorry..........I cant read the joke when your avatar is the b00bies, Its hypnotising.

+ 1.. Am really trying.. but just can't do.. hehe

There are a few distracting avatars on here that prohibit me from actually reading the messages put up by forum members.. now just imagine if every member had distracting avatars.. i don't think there would be to many replies to the posts.. hahah :lol: