Major Scam At Woolworths - Be Careful Out There!!!

[Arith]

I found this serious bulletin which describes the new scam going around. So please be careful out there folks.

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Subject: Woolies Scam

Woolies Warning

A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woolies.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, May 2nd, 4th, 18th, 21st, 22nd, three times on the 23rd, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

[EJ25]

commonsense, tells you to stop buying more wallets.lol

[mianos]

I'll be trying real hard not to be too careful!

[lib33rty]

Hahahaha... it's time to set up wallet retail shop outside woolies.

[XRC15T]

which woolies???