What does DNA stand for?...
National Dyslexics Association.
3 dyslexics on a train, on their way to watch the F.A cup final in London...
1 says to 2..... Is this Wembely? 2 says No, it's Thursday and 3 says Me too, I dying for a drink.
2 Jews walking down Bondi Road when they are passed by a very gorgeous Brazillian honey on her way to the beach...
Wow! says Isaac to Jaacob ''I would lend her one''
2 dyslexics walking through a building site and 1 says ''can you smell gas''
2 says '' I can't even smell my own name''


