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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby SegR » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:16 pm

Ah shit, too many nested quotes. Should have directed that at Jamie :-)

But to whoever, if you like it, good. Fuck everyone else. Everyone else still reserves the right to use this thread though :-p
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Gripped » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:36 am

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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Nipple06 » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:36 pm

SegR wrote:Ah shit, too many nested quotes. Should have directed that at Jamie :-)

But to whoever, if you like it, good. Fuck everyone else. Everyone else still reserves the right to use this thread though :-p

Ok i was a little confused
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Nipple06 » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:30 pm

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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby seanmau5 » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:48 pm

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'It's only a bald front tyre' I hear you say..

Well it seems that the owner of this Golf was more concerned about making an annual statement of $440 (premium plates - GOLFVW), putting a fart cannon on the back of it, covering the rear window in gold stickers :bad: and hanging ornaments from their rear view mirror. Definitely need to sort their priorities out
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Jack_Keaka » Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:44 pm

lol thats what all 4 of my tyres look like!

buuuuut, i have 4 good tyres in the car hold about to go on once i get paid with human currency, valid for use in Australia
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby SegR » Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:59 pm

Good plan Jack, those gay blow jobs you keep receiving won't put safe rubber on your rims.
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Jack_Keaka » Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:07 pm

SegR wrote:Good plan Jack, those gay blow jobs you keep receiving won't put safe rubber on your rims.


What?
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Rome_BRZ » Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:13 pm

Jack_Keaka wrote:
SegR wrote:Good plan Jack, those gay blow jobs you keep receiving won't put safe rubber on your rims.


What?


I think his attempt at humour was that you are spending money on gay blow jobs instead of new tyres
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Jack_Keaka » Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:48 pm

Rome_STI wrote:
Jack_Keaka wrote:
SegR wrote:Good plan Jack, those gay blow jobs you keep receiving won't put safe rubber on your rims.


What?


I think his attempt at humour was that you are spending money on gay blow jobs instead of new tyres


oh, lame. i actually prioritise putting a roof over my head and eating.
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby SH30RB » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:10 am

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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Jack_Keaka » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:24 am

simon, stop posting up photos of your dream cars!
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby SH30RB » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:26 am

Jack_Keaka wrote:simon, stop posting up photos of your dream cars!


Hey Jack, i forgot to show you the pic i took of your car at the meet in Sydney when i was up there...

here it is..

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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Jack_Keaka » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:30 am

SH30RB wrote:
Jack_Keaka wrote:simon, stop posting up photos of your dream cars!


Hey Jack, i forgot to show you the pic i took of your car at the meet in Sydney when i was up there...

here it is..

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whats wrong with my car? it pretty sweet. it gets mad vag coming my way when i roll down George St on a friday night. runs 10's
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Re: Funny Car Thread

Postby Jack_Keaka » Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:31 am

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