Wrong Place, Wrong Time

[Roddez]

PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in East Perth.

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door. Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run away after the stabbing.

One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy bastard."

[neilgero]

LOL two broken arms, a broken leg and ribs lacerations as well as concussions when he 'tripped' and not cause the SAS troopers trying to stop him haha.

+like!

[Hobber]

I'm a little disappointed in you Roddez

[tangcla]

I'm a little disappointed in you Roddez

lol at this quote in the link:
(The audience is supposed to read between the lines ... and conclude that the suspect did not fall but rather was beaten by the other three Marines.)

[Roddez]

I'm a little disappointed in you Roddez

John, I knew it was a fake, but it was good for a laugh first thing this morning.

Did you hear the one about the guy who nailed a JATO rocket to the top of his car and ended up buried in a cliff?

[Adrian2627]

Did you hear the one about the guy who nailed a JATO rocket to the top of his car and ended up buried in a cliff?

No but I've seen the results of a guy who put a J-34 jet engine from an old Neptune on the back of a Holden 1-Tonner. Lets just say his steering wasn't the most effective.

[Daniel-B4]

[Nottage969]

Lololol. Ahhh that's classic!!