I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work ....
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a
REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
He was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT f*%#ing happy!"
So I said, "Which f*#@ing one ARE you then?"
That's how the fight started. ...

hahaha

