Something to make the afternoon go by...

[Roddez]

Some Funnies for today:

A convict breaks into a house and ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife, and kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband whispers to his wife, "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us both. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong. I love you."
The wife replies, "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay, horny and looking for vaseline. I told him it's in the bathroom. Let's see whose strong now!"


Paddy is in a disco. He asks a girl, "How about a root?".
She replies, "I'm on my menstrual cycle."
"Great!" says Paddy. "I'm on my scooter. I'll follow you home."


After great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies stroking my penis. I ask her, "Do you want more sex?"
"No" she replies, "I'm just admiring your dick... I really miss mine!".

[tangcla]

Nice

[Roddez]

A mate of mine has just started a new business, manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats.

It's doing well - Prophets are going through the roof.

[senator]