New Tiger Woods family portrait...

[Ric]

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and you can now help him escape from his wife
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[Ric]

Publicity stunt by a US radio DJ

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/0 ... 77810.html

[smythie]

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

Why did Tiger Woods leave his house so early? He wanted to get to the second hole.

[jdm rsk]

Good jokes....didn't take long

[Fangin_RX]

haha #3 and the last one are the best imo

[Roddez]

Q: What is the difference between a Titleist and a Cadillac?

A: Tiger Woods can drive a Titleist more than 400 yards without hitting a tree!

[Sentinel]

Tiger has a new name...

Cheetah...



Boom tish.

[adhar]

Q: What is the difference between a Titleist and a Cadillac?

A: Tiger Woods can drive a Titleist more than 400 yards without hitting a tree!

Love it!

[Fangin_RX]

Just another Tiger related Joke

whats the difference between Santa and tiger woods?

Santa stops at 3 hoes

[smythie]

SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS:! ! ! It has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for TIGER WOODS will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said "To sponsor a c#$! going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about."


And an old one which came pretty close to the mark

The Honeymoon: A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
" Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"



"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out what the par is for this damn hole."