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Postby Digital » Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:53 pm

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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby bugli » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:51 pm

haha gold, my favourite one is the dryer! :D
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby Fangin_RX » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:12 pm

haha making baby smile is awesome rofl.
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby Sentinel » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:37 pm

LOL - like the "calming" and "washing" ones. :D
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby Digital » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:51 pm

haha i like the 'exercising' one...

"my baby can bench 20kg, how about urs?"
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby brock_mc » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:22 pm

'Cleaning a baby's nose' the second option looks like more fun. As if you didn't do that as a kid. :lol:
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby adam » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:32 pm

5 kids...
so few yes's....
so many no's... :shock:
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby smythie » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:39 pm

it's a good thing I don't have kids. I don't think I agreed with a single "RIGHT" :?
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby suff » Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:47 pm

smythie wrote:it's a good thing I don't have kids. I don't think I agreed with a single "RIGHT" :?


so you like the idea of a baby sucking on your man boob then?
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby CappZ » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:58 am

Digital wrote:haha i like the 'exercising' one...

"my baby can bench 20kg, how about urs?"


I think you meant 20g :P
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby Digital » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:05 am

no actually that wasn't a typo.... lol ...

its one bloody strong baby!
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby smythie » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:33 am

suff wrote:
smythie wrote:it's a good thing I don't have kids. I don't think I agreed with a single "RIGHT" :?


so you like the idea of a baby sucking on your man boob then?
well, duh! :lol: :wink:
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby CappZ » Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:16 am

Digital wrote:no actually that wasn't a typo.... lol ...

its one bloody strong baby!


Great genes you have there ayy ;)
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Re: How to Look After a Baby...

Postby The Sean » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:23 am

I swear my parents used to use the calming baby one on my brother and I, actually I'm sure Mum told me once that she used to dip her finger in Scotch (i think) and put it onto our tongues to put us to sleep.

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