Spell checker poem

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Spell checker poem

Postby Ric » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:46 pm

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
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Re: Spell checker poem

Postby smythie » Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:51 pm

man that's hard to read. :lol:
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Re: Spell checker poem

Postby Kevlar GT » Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:35 pm

smythie wrote:man that's hard to read. :lol:


Like a few people's posts that contain l33t speak.
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Re: Spell checker poem

Postby Sentinel » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:34 pm

smythie wrote:man that's hard to read. :lol:


+1

But easier to read if you read like you say it, phonetically.
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Re: Spell checker poem

Postby coyote » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:57 pm

Kevlar GT wrote:
smythie wrote:man that's hard to read. :lol:


Like a few people's posts that contain l33t speak.


Aye wars thin king sew to.
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Re: Spell checker poem

Postby Fangin_RX » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:10 pm

haha, I got most of it, very good tho :D
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Re: Spell checker poem

Postby Kevlar GT » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:20 am

coyote wrote:
Kevlar GT wrote:
smythie wrote:man that's hard to read. :lol:


Like a few people's posts that contain l33t speak.


Aye wars thin king sew to.


Yer, U R tha man FTW m8. L8r.
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