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Latest Obama joke

Postby Ric » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:23 am

One sunny day late in January 2009, an old man approached the White House
from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go
in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer
president and no longer resides here.'

The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no
longer president and no longer resides here.'

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with
President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the
president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love
hearing it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow,
Sir.'
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Postby subnub » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:07 am

roflcopter

That is GOLD!
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Postby smythie » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:02 am

Gold!
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Postby GTSPECB STI » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:41 am

Nice work Ric and if I lived in DC I would be doing the same thing everyday just to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
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Postby IDOLYZ » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:25 am

haha, pretty funny. not really an obama joke though...
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Postby Fangin_RX » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:52 pm

haha thats a good one, my Father has a few Obama jokes on his phone, I'll try put em up :)
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