Who has the most messed up joke?

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Who has the most messed up joke?

Postby Daniel-B4 » Fri Jan 03, 2020 4:17 pm

I'll start off with an easy one...

How did the EMO get out of the tree?

Cut the rope.
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Re: Who has the most messed up joke?

Postby norbs » Sun Jan 05, 2020 7:41 pm

Why do Elephants wear condoms on their feet?

Coz if they step on you you're fucked !! :D
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Re: Who has the most messed up joke?

Postby Boognish » Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:26 am

What’s red and attached to the back of a train?

- a miscarriage

What’s green and smells like pork?

- kermits finger
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Re: Who has the most messed up joke?

Postby Tonic » Tue Jan 07, 2020 5:06 pm

John Bercow
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Re: Who has the most messed up joke?

Postby HyRax » Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:57 pm

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.

Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the wombat die?
A: Three koalas fell on it.
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off...
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Re: Who has the most messed up joke?

Postby Tonic » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:12 pm

A duck and a chicken are standing next to a road when the duck goes to cross.
The chicken grabs the duck and says ‘Don’t do it...you will never hear the end of it’
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Re: Who has the most messed up joke?

Postby BillyCorgi » Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:05 pm

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
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Re: Who has the most messed up joke?

Postby Daniel-B4 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:16 pm

I went to see the nurse this morning
for my annual checkup .
She said i had to stop wanking.
When i asked why she said,
Because I'm trying to examine you.
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