Trieu wrote:ROFL!!!
I'm glad you liked it Trieu, i stole it from a competition that the Washington Post runs that asks for alternate meanings to every day words. some others were...
1. Coffee (n.) a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight
you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a
flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.), the emergency vehicle that picks
you up after you've been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor
assumed by a proctologist immediately before he
examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his
conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Circumvent (n.) the opening in front of boxer
shorts.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) The belief that, when you
die, your soul goes upon the roof and gets stuck there.
I spend most of my money on booze, fast cars and women, I just waste the rest...