The Aussie & the Priest

[Mano™]

A Priest was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne.

After the plane was airborne, the drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a dark rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust :
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said :
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

[LIBER8ED]

ha ha good work mate, nice thoughts to start the day... hmmm ladies... ha ha