Exotic Frogs

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Exotic Frogs

Postby gt_dicko » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:04 pm

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet As she looks about the store, she
notices a box FULL of live frogs.

The sign says:



'SEX FROGS'
Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.


The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers
softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'


As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow
the instructions!


The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.


As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions
and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:


1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.


She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .
NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this
point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper
it says, 'If you have any problems or questions - please call the pet store.'


So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.'
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him
in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions.
The damn frog just SITS there!'


The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly
into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

'LISTEN TO ME!!


I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE ... MORE . TIME!!!'
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Postby sinist4 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:37 pm

good one hehe 8)
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Postby My08Liberty » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:14 pm

:lol: Funny :lol:
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Postby lib33rty » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:21 pm

LOL :lol:
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