[SYD] JDMST EOMM and then Homers Cafe, 27th April

[dr20t]

Is it manual?

[seanmau5]

Chicks don't give a shit what make or model your car is.

I've worked out over the last year that:
Black=winning
Leather=winning
Sub=winning (in fact I have one girl that frequents my vehicle and refuses to sit in the front. Always gets in the back & tells me to turn up the volume on the songs with hektik bass bro)

[bates91]

I call bullshit. picsorban. although that is pretty much what ill do anytime i borrow your car

You will go up hills at 1/2 throttle? Or wet yourself? You keep wimping out using that "my license" excuse. I need someone to drive the car so I can hear it lol. And I don't mean no half throttle pussy footing about.

10 days bitchhhh
ps learn to drive manual properly then i can hear my car from the outside as well hahah

[essbeecee]

Is it manual?

It has a 'manual' mode so its practically a manual.

[bates91]

Is it manual?

It has a 'manual' mode so its practically a manual.

except for the missing clutch pedal and gearshifter yeah...

[essbeecee]

except for the missing clutch pedal and gearshifter yeah...

wow you're thicker than I thought.

10 days bitchhhh
ps learn to drive manual properly then i can hear my car from the outside as well hahah

Provided you pass your test. Who cares, ill try flat shift everything.

[dr20t]

Oh spewing

I'm not allowed to drive manual yet

Maybe you can just give us a demo.

I'll bring the diesel to get the tyres spinning I heard it works well

Mick

[Jack_Keaka]

..........you didnt have a car but you were making the sounds anyway??
like this guy?

no this guy...

[essbeecee]

Oh spewing

I'm not allowed to drive manual yet

Maybe you can just give us a demo.

I'll bring the diesel to get the tyres spinning I heard it works well

Mick

I don't need diesel to get the tyres spinning. Thanks for the offer though.

Some of my friends drive diesels.. maybe you can bring it for them instead. They're a bunch of tight-arses so will appreciate any drop of fuel.

[essbeecee]

I'm surprised you guys are still awake. I've seen this forum die after 9.30 when all the old farts go to bed.

[Jona]

ok im in for this one so i can have a look at what ill buy soon
il b driven my misses mazda2 so please no teasing

[dr20t]

Fuck it I'll just drink the diesel instead and inject myself with a rare strain of Egyptian typhoid while I'm at it, so by sunrise the next day my head resembles a half chewed tupperware bowl amd my ears like the deer from bambii

May the earths outer crust disappear overnight so by the time dawn arrives everyone is inhaling the cosmic dust from Saturn, turning all forum members Ito real life gargoyles with half eaten hobbits dangling from their assholes as a result of the hair germ particles intramasuclarly ingested at homers

I hope you get a cyst on your upper lips

Mick

[essbeecee]

Fuck it I'll just drink the diesel instead and inject myself with a rare strain of Egyptian typhoid while I'm at it, so by sunrise the next day my head resembles a half chewed tupperware bowl amd my ears like the deer from bambii

May the earths outer crust disappear overnight so by the time dawn arrives everyone is inhaling the cosmic dust from Saturn, turning all forum members Ito real life gargoyles with half eaten hobbits dangling from their assholes as a result of the hair germ particles intramasuclarly ingested at homers

I hope you get a cyst on your upper lips

Mick

You found some good sh*t!

[SH30RB]

Oh spewing
I'm not allowed to drive manual yet

why arent you allowed to drive manual yet?


...

Fuck it I'll just drink the diesel instead and inject myself with a rare strain of Egyptian typhoid while I'm at it, so by sunrise the next day my head resembles a half chewed tupperware bowl amd my ears like the deer from bambii

May the earths outer crust disappear overnight so by the time dawn arrives everyone is inhaling the cosmic dust from Saturn, turning all forum members Ito real life gargoyles with half eaten hobbits dangling from their assholes as a result of the hair germ particles intramasuclarly ingested at homers

I hope you get a cyst on your upper lips

Mick

what were you smoking last night?

[alessandro132]

Wow, all of a sudden, club.lib turns into Narnia when I go to sleep!