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Postby WhiteGTB » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:49 pm

Your mum so fat, she sat next to EVERYONE in the classroom.
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Postby sinist4 » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:03 pm

i think theres typo there trieu... :lol:
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Postby tangcla » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:05 pm

Yo momma's so fat, she lay on her back and rolled herself to sleep trying to get back up!
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Postby Resonate » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:11 pm

LoL so lame.... Yet i cant resist! Ugh!!

Your mum's so fat:

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big rolling ball.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind mt everest.

she stepped of the curb I swerved my car around her and ran out of gas.
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Postby viriix » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:39 pm

http://www.xkcd.com/320/

A typical normal day when i'm out with my mates.. lol
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Postby adam » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:01 am

viriix wrote:http://www.xkcd.com/320/

A typical normal day when i'm out with my mates.. lol

remind me not to be around when "RULE social.b.99.1" comes into play mate.....
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Postby viriix » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:41 am

rafl..
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Postby XXB4XX » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:32 pm

been a while since I posted here,

How you all been peeps? all had a good new year?

---- Your mum's having a mouth party, and everyone is coming...
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Postby WhiteGTB » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:58 am

XXB4XX wrote:
---- Your mum's having a mouth party, and everyone is coming...


LOL!! that ain't nice :)

Your mum so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Postby Tom » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:09 am

Trieu wrote:
XXB4XX wrote:
---- Your mum's having a mouth party, and everyone is coming...


LOL!! that ain't nice :)

Your mum so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!


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Postby sooobi » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:21 am

- your moms so fat her class photo was an aerial shot

http://home.comcast.net/~mykel1/yomomma.htm

:) gotta love your mom..
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