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David Thorne emails

Postby sundayDriver » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:41 pm

I couldn't copy in the jokes, 'cause there are graphics associated, but go to the site and read the email conversations.

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Postby RAN94A » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:51 pm

this guy is legendary!!! i always look at his stuff wen im havin a bad day lol
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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby bates91 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:30 am

Love the stuff he comes up with :)
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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby Ric » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:29 pm

Laugh out loud moment....
When I was at school, we were forced to attend a similar presentation. Herded into the gym under the pretence of free chips, we were assaulted with an hour of hippies playing guitars and a dance routine featuring some kind of colourful coat and a lot of looking upwards. Due to the air-conditioning in the packed gym not working and it being a hot day, the hippie wearing the colourful coat blacked out mid performance and struck his head against the front edge of the stage spraying the first row of cross-legged children with blood. Unconscious, he also urinated. There was a bit of screaming and an ambulance involved and everyone agreed it was the best play they had ever seen.
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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby sooobi » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:04 pm

Seriously? He's an asshole!! What's funny about that?!
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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby RAN94A » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:22 pm

dude... its sarcastic comedy and if you actually bother to read most of them you'll find generally they deserve it!

:roll: lighten up a little
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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby sedstrSTI » Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:48 pm

"I assumed Ollie is short for Oliver just as Anton is short for a normal sized human."

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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby The Sean » Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:55 pm

This made my day, cheers OP!
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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby Jaz » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:25 am

sooobi wrote:Seriously? He's an asshole!! What's funny about that?!


If you think they're actually a conversation of emails I'm afraid you're mistaken. That is simply the form that he writes in. If you look at it that way it is a quite hilarious story.
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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby Kekotic » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:28 am

Jaz wrote:
sooobi wrote:Seriously? He's an asshole!! What's funny about that?!


If you think they're actually a conversation of emails I'm afraid you're mistaken. That is simply the form that he writes in. If you look at it that way it is a quite hilarious story.


I prefer these as they appear to be genuine conversations between people who are trying to sell items on Craigslist.

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The guy who writes under the name "Mike" is hilarious.
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Re: David Thorne emails

Postby Hobber » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:24 pm

While you are at it, check out http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

It's where I learnt the word 'gunt'.

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