IRISH BOY'S CONFESSION

by **Ric** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:43 am

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, Johnny Byrne?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Brown?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Margaret Doyle?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Anne O' Neil?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Catherine 0' Tool, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped Johnny, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months holiday and five good leads."

by **viriix** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:03 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!

oh man that's good!

by **EJ25** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:04 pm

i dont get it..

by **WhiteGTB** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:23 pm

EJ25D wrote:i dont get it..

LOL!! I like girls so I get it

by **Resonate** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:45 pm

LoL i had a good laugh, nice one.

by **EJ25** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:47 pm

Trieu wrote:LOL!! I like girls so I get it

still dont get it.. something with being gay?

by **EJ25** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:49 pm

i get it now.. thnx trieu for explaining..LOL

by **Garry** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:26 pm

Excellent..very funny

by **MY07GT** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:27 pm

LOL! GOLD!!!

Hahaha @ Trieu's comment to Jimmy. LOL!

Phil.

by **viriix** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:44 pm

Trieu wrote:
EJ25D wrote:i dont get it..

LOL!! I like girls so I get it

PWNED!!!

I can't believe you needed someone to explain it to you man..

I have to try that out one day

by **EJ25** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:41 pm

viriix wrote:
I can't believe you needed someone to explain it to you man..

wasnt thinking properly..lol

by **brendans225** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:24 pm

LOL at Jimmy, this is a case where i can quote LIBER8ED's sig ......"he who laughs last thinks slowest" :lol:

by **EJ25** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:39 pm

brendans225 wrote:"he who laughs last thinks slowest"

doesnt that mean i think the fastest

by **moggy** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:20 pm

Old but gold! :lol:

Bob.