Flight humour
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:21 pmShortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD!!!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom;
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap, you should see the front of my pants!"
A voice yelled back from the rear of the cabin.....
"For f*#k's sake ..... you should see the back of mine!!!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD!!!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom;
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap, you should see the front of my pants!"
A voice yelled back from the rear of the cabin.....
"For f*#k's sake ..... you should see the back of mine!!!"
