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I had car crash the other day. I went right up someones arse. The driver got out and happened to be a dwarf. He said to me, "I'm not happy." I said, "Well which one are you?"

BAHAHAHA. Omg... took me a few secs to get it. Nice one!

There's a whole genre of drawf jokes. The great grandaddy of them all is:
Seven dwarfs in a bath all feeling happy.... then Happy got out so they all felt grumpy.

Ric wrote:There's a whole genre of drawf jokes. The great grandaddy of them all is:
Seven dwarfs in a bath all feeling happy.... then Happy got out so they all felt grumpy.

Hey! This is Hobber's JOTD thread... stop hijacking!

That's a bit discriminatory. How's a dwarf supposed to hijack anything?

Easy the sneaky bugger hides in your backpack or laptop bag so when you get out he takes off with the car. NINJA SKILLZ

Well since Hobber has gone and sooked and left his JOTD thread to wither and die...

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old..

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard

I figured I'd let someone else do the next JOTD!

And another.

Ivan Milat is cruising down the New England Hwy when he spots a backpacker hitch hiking, so he pulls over and the back packer hops in.

After they have been driving for a while, Ivan says "We're coming up to the Belanglo State Forrest, do you feel like cruising through there?", and the back packer says, "Sure, why not?".

As they cruise through the forest, it starts to get dark, and the back packer says, "Gee, it's scary in here in the dark".

And Ivan says, "You're scared! I've got to drive out of here on my own!"

haha love that 1 tony

lol!

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went fishing.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

^^ Ha ha ha, I like that one.

Hobber wrote:I had car crash the other day. I went right up someones arse. The driver got out and happened to be a dwarf. He said to me, "I'm not happy." I said, "Well which one are you?"

grumpy.