Wisdom from Military and Flight Training Manuals...

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Wisdom from Military and Flight Training Manuals...

Postby Roddez » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:12 am

'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal

'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - US.Air Force Manual

'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur

'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.' - Infantry Sgt.

'Tracers work both ways.' - Army Ordnance Manual

'Five second fuses last about three seconds.' - Infantry Journal -

The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you.
-Basic Flight Training Manual

'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once..' - Naval Ops Manual

'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.' - Unknown Infantry Recruit

'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.' - Infantry Journal

'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.'
- Sign over SR71 Wing Ops

'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.' - Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)

'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.' - Unknown Author

'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.'
- Fixed Wing Pilot

'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash..' - Multi-Engine Training Manual

'Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.' - Unknown Author

'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos..' If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot.' - Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot

'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies.'
- Sign over Control Tower Door

'Never trade luck for skill.' - Author Unknown

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are:'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh Shit!' - Authors Unknown

'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.' -Basic Flight Training Manual

'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.' - Emergency Checklist

'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.'
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) -

'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.' -Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ

'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.'
- Lead-in Fighter Training Manual -

'We've got it, we've nail it.' - The Commodore

As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees the bloodied pilot and asks,'What happened?'
The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!'
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Re: Wisdom from Military and Flight Training Manuals...

Postby Hobber » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:34 am

Roddez wrote:'Never trade luck for skill.' - Author Unknown


Shouldn't that be 'Never trade skill for luck.' ?
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Re: Wisdom from Military and Flight Training Manuals...

Postby subnub » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:45 am

Nah I think it was right the first time :)
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Re: Wisdom from Military and Flight Training Manuals...

Postby Hobber » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:52 am

Roddez wrote:'We've got it, we've nail it.' - The Commodore


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Wisdom from Military and Flight Training Manuals...

Postby jdm rsk » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:23 pm

some good sayings :lol:
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Re: Wisdom from Military and Flight Training Manuals...

Postby Roddez » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:36 am

Some of these pilots have obviously been reading these words.



I'm not sure what is more scary, the flights into Wellington or the 777 crosswind testing.

Very few aircraft have an actual crosswind limit - however they all have a maximum demonstrated crosswind landing speed...
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Re: Wisdom from Military and Flight Training Manuals...

Postby Fangin_RX » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:15 pm

Roddez wrote: 'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.' - Infantry Sgt.


Ah thats how the Americans do it these days
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