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LONDON LAWYER v GLASGOW COP

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:41 pm
by Ric
A London lawyer fails to stop completely at a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense!!

Glasgow cop says, 'Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Glasgow c op says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'

Re: LONDON LAWYER v GLASGOW COP

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:53 pm
by teK--
Me likeeee :D

Gotta love dealing with lawyers' technicalities sometimes, I had to deal with one huge idiot today!

Moral of today's story: If it aint in writing, it aint mean shit!

Re: LONDON LAWYER v GLASGOW COP

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:35 pm
by Sentinel
I like it! :good:

Re: LONDON LAWYER v GLASGOW COP

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:27 pm
by THERB3
Take that.

That will shut him up. :lol:

Re: LONDON LAWYER v GLASGOW COP

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:34 pm
by Fangin_RX
Bloody lawyers deserve it :P

Re: LONDON LAWYER v GLASGOW COP

PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:14 pm
by toadcat
!!!!!!!!!
That joke got ripped from fat pizza :P

Re: LONDON LAWYER v GLASGOW COP

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:09 am
by CappZ
toadcat wrote:!!!!!!!!!
That joke got ripped from fat pizza :P


Ohh, Fat Pizza was the BEST!! :D