Roosters Manly
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:01 pmThere's this very religious young boy who is going to the Vatican with his mum to see the Pope. The boy is a bit worried about whether or not they will see the Pope amongst the thousands of people. So his mum says "Don't worry son, the Pope is a big football fan so I'll buy you a Roosters strip, the Pope will see the famous Easts colours and he'll talk to you''.
So they buy the strip and the boy wears it whilst in the crowd as the Pope goes along in his Popemobile. Next thing the Pope stops the Popemobile and gets out to talk to a different little boy wearing a Manly top. Then he gets back into the mobile and it drives right past the little Roosters fan.
The little boy is very upset and is in tears. ''Don't worry says his mum I'll buy you a Manly strip, we'll come back tomorrow and then the Pope is guaranteed to stop and talk to you''.
So they are back the next day, the lad painfully sporting a Manly shirt. The Popemobile comes along and the boy is all excited. Next thing the Popemobile stops and the Pope himsel f gets out, bends down to talk to the little boy and says
"I thought I told you to f*ck off yesterday..."
So they buy the strip and the boy wears it whilst in the crowd as the Pope goes along in his Popemobile. Next thing the Pope stops the Popemobile and gets out to talk to a different little boy wearing a Manly top. Then he gets back into the mobile and it drives right past the little Roosters fan.
The little boy is very upset and is in tears. ''Don't worry says his mum I'll buy you a Manly strip, we'll come back tomorrow and then the Pope is guaranteed to stop and talk to you''.
So they are back the next day, the lad painfully sporting a Manly shirt. The Popemobile comes along and the boy is all excited. Next thing the Popemobile stops and the Pope himsel f gets out, bends down to talk to the little boy and says
"I thought I told you to f*ck off yesterday..."
Very good
Bob.