An oldie but a goodie

[YamYam]

An American, and Australian and an Irishman are sitting on the scaffolding at the top of a new building eating their lunch and the American says 'If I get tuna salad in my sandwich one more time, I'm going to throw myself of this building'.
The Australian open his lunch, looks at it and says 'If I get cheese and Vegemite one more time, I'm going to throw myself of this building as well',
And young Paddy sitting down the end open his lunch, takes a look and says 'If I get a potato sandwich one more time, I'm going to throw myself off this building too'.
So the next day comes around and the lunch whistle blows, so they all sit down to lunch again. The American gets out his lunch and once again, it is tuna salad so he jumps off the building, the Australian gets out his lunch and lo and behold, it's cheese and Vegemite, so he jumps off the building as well, then Paddy opens his lunch and with the potato sandwich still in hand he hurls himself off the building.
At the funerals a few days later, the wives are left lamenting the passing of their husbands and the American wife says 'If only I had of known he hated tuna salad so much, I wouldn't have made it every day'.
The Australia wife says 'He's been eating cheese and Vegemite since he was kid, ah, if only I had know, I wouldn't have kept making the same sandwiches.'
Then the Irish wife pipes up and says 'I can't understand this at all, as Paddy makes his own lunch'.

[Fangin_RX]

Lmao classic