matty johns jokes
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:36 pm1. The NRL has cleared Matthew Johns of any misconduct as the kiwi girl at the centre of the sex scandle admitted she wasn't aware of the interchange rule.
2. The Johns event didn't happen to my mind; there is no way Cronulla could
score12 times in one night.
3. She should have stayed still. Its common knowledge that thrashing around
attracts more sharks
4. What's the worlds bravest bird? A kiwi, cause it takes on 12 sharks at
once...
5. What's the difference between Matt Johns and Jaws? In Jaws there was only 1 shark eating the woman
6. I found out the name of the shiela Johns rooted. It was Joyce Mayne, get
what you want now and nothing to pay for 7 years.
7. The sharks get more crowds at their gang bangs than they do at their home games
8. Apparently the kiwi woman only wanted "sex" with Johns, not "six".
9. I finally understand the words to the haka. For years I have been wondering what "COME MATTY, COME MATTY' meant.
2. The Johns event didn't happen to my mind; there is no way Cronulla could
score12 times in one night.
3. She should have stayed still. Its common knowledge that thrashing around
attracts more sharks
4. What's the worlds bravest bird? A kiwi, cause it takes on 12 sharks at
once...
5. What's the difference between Matt Johns and Jaws? In Jaws there was only 1 shark eating the woman
6. I found out the name of the shiela Johns rooted. It was Joyce Mayne, get
what you want now and nothing to pay for 7 years.
7. The sharks get more crowds at their gang bangs than they do at their home games
8. Apparently the kiwi woman only wanted "sex" with Johns, not "six".
9. I finally understand the words to the haka. For years I have been wondering what "COME MATTY, COME MATTY' meant.
