Hell - just for you WA boys :D

[smythie]

Johnno and Dave from Fremantle die and wake up in hell.
The devil stops by to see how they have settled in, but is stunned to find them sunbaking.
He asks, "What are you doing sunbaking in this searing heat?"
Johnno replies, "We are from Western Australia, the Golden State, the land of sunshine. We love the heat."
The devil decides they're not miserable enough so he turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops by and they're still lazily sitting back, sucking away on a couple of stubbies. The devil asks them angrily, "It's F**ing hot down here. Can't you blokes feel it?"
"Nah," says Dave. "Like we told ya yesterday, we're from WA. We love the heat."
This pisses off the devil even more so he decides to fix Dave and Johnno. He cranks up the heat as high as it will go. Soon, everyones wailing and screaming.
He drops in the next day and Dave and Johnno are kicking back in board shorts and thongs, drinking beer and having a barbie.
The devil is amazed: "Everyone down here is utterly miserable, but you two keep enjoying yourselves."
Dave grins, "Well, ya know, it kinda reminds us of home when the weather is THIS nice."
Frustrated, the devil comes up with a new plan to get the pair. He turns off all the heat in hell.
The next day, the temperature is a hundred below zero, with ice and snow everywhere.
The devil smiles and heads off to see the two Freo boys.
Incredibly, he finds them rugged up and drinking beer, cheering and laughing like lunatics.
"I don't understand!" cries the dumbfounded devil. "When I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing and you're still effin happy. What in the name of hell is wrong with you two blokes now?"
Johnno looks at him in surprise and grins, "Don't you know, mate? If hell freezes over, it must mean the Dockers have finally won the premiership."

[suff]

[TorpedoCreative]

LOL nice one