Another Lawyer Joke

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Another Lawyer Joke

Postby Roddez » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:19 am

Having already downed a few power drinks, a beautiful woman turned around to a bloke, looked him straight in the eye and said:

'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or clothed, dirty, clean, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, 'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too.
What firm are you with?'
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Postby gumbyy » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:40 am

:lol:
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Postby Fangin_RX » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:14 pm

LOL!, that was a good one :D
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Postby smythie » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:36 pm

heh heh heh good one Roddez
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