A Book Report
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:44 pmStudents at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic and My Life by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report – with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic -– Cost -– $29.99
Clinton -– Cost -–$29.99
Titanic: -– Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : -– Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: -– The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : -– The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: -– Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : -– Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: -– In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : -– Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: -– During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : -– Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:-– Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : -– Let's not go there.
Titanic: -– Rose gets to keep her jewelery.
Clinton : -– Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: -– Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : -–Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: -– Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen..
Clinton : -– Monica …ooh let's not go there either.
Titanic:-–Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : -– Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.
One student turned in the following book report – with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic -– Cost -– $29.99
Clinton -– Cost -–$29.99
Titanic: -– Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : -– Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: -– The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : -– The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: -– Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : -– Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: -– In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : -– Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: -– During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : -– Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:-– Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : -– Let's not go there.
Titanic: -– Rose gets to keep her jewelery.
Clinton : -– Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: -– Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : -–Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: -– Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen..
Clinton : -– Monica …ooh let's not go there either.
Titanic:-–Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : -– Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.
