A Book Report

[Roddez]

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic and My Life by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report – with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic -– Cost -– $29.99
Clinton -– Cost -–$29.99

Titanic: -– Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : -– Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: -– The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : -– The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: -– Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : -– Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: -– In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : -– Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: -– During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : -– Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:-– Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : -– Let's not go there.

Titanic: -– Rose gets to keep her jewelery.
Clinton : -– Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: -– Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : -–Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: -– Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen..
Clinton : -– Monica …ooh let's not go there either.

Titanic:-–Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : -– Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.

[smythie]

cracker

[Fangin_RX]

haha, had a good laugh at that.