The Genie

[Ric]

Two guys were out fishing and one decides he is going to have a cigarette but he forgot his lighter. The other guy tells him his lighter is in the tacklebox. So the guy pulls out this gigantic lighter.
He says, "Hey! This lighter is huge! Where did you get it?"
The other guy says, "Oh. My Genie gave it to me. I keep him in that empty Jack Daniels bottle. Open it and see."
So the guy opens the bottle and this ancient looking genie comes out and says in an old, crackly, voice, "Thanks for letting me out. I will give you a wish."
So the guys wishes for One Million Bucks.
The sky grows dark, and soon the entire lake is filled with ducks. The entire surface of the lake, shore to shore with ducks.
The guy says, "This sucks! I asked for One Million Bucks, and he gave me ducks!"
The first guy says, "Yeah. He's a bit deaf. Do you really think I asked him for a 12-inch Bic?"

[smythie]

Then there is the one about the 12" pianist