New remote controls from Jaycar

[Ric]

Remote Command-A-Woman

Finally someone has decided to put technology to a worthwhile use. Just point the remote at the subject ie, the missus, and select one of nine functions: Cook, Clean, Remove Clothes, Say Yes, Leave etc. It also has a Dial-up Breast Enhancer/reducer and a Hurry Up function for when you her to get a move on so you can get to the footy.

• Three stop functions - nagging, whingeing, moaning
• No batteries required - powered by chauvinism.
• Requires an IQ of at least 10 to operate.





Remote Command-A-Man

Is your man a fat slob who sits on his bum all day watching the footy and sinking tinnies? Wait no more ladies! Use your remote to take control of the slob. All the functions you need are right at your fingertips - Talk About Shopping, Shoes, Need Flowers/Chocolate/Massage etc. It also has a function for putting the toilet seat down, but we're fairly sure it doesn't work - technology can only do so much.

• 3 stop functions: Snoring, Farting, Belching
• No batteries required - powered by mind control.

[Roddez]

What really scares me is that they are real!!!

I might have to drop down to my nearest Jaycar store and buy a couple.

[subnub]

Haha I always laugh at the toilet seat being such a huge issue... gravity is on your side, put it down yourself! And why can't you leave it UP for us? Hahaha

We need another one for women as well. A simple device with a single button marked 'STFU' would probably do the job

Edit: clarification

[Roddez]

We need another one for women as well. A simple device with a single button marked 'STFU' would probably do the job

Surely you would just throw the damn thing at them.

[Fangin_RX]

Well there could always be a "Be a Better Female Driver" In some cases not all