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John got divorced and decided to have a sea change so he bought an isolated property.
after about 4 months working the property he's getting a bit bored but thankfully his closest neighbor (20k's away) phones up and invites him to a party
he warns "theres gonna be some drinking.. alot of drinking?)
"i love a drink" says John.
again he warns " theres probably gonna end up being some fighting too?"
"I'm a big fellah and i can take care of my self, i'll be right" John says
"these parties usually end up with some loving, you don't mind some loving do you?" warns the neighbor
"I'm a man of the world, all good.... by the way, who is coming to this party"
the neighbor replies "just you and me mate"

haha thats not gay at all

haha that is farken wrong

Guy 1: If you went camping and woke up with a dildo up your ass, would you tell anyone?

Guy 2: no

Guy 1: Wanna go camping?

Lol, whats with the gay jokes? :S you lot kinda scare me at times

be very scared

I think I have all ready suffered from traumatic viewing of gay jokes