case of the pregnant lady

[Ric]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The
man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself.

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got
on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under
a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then
she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan's Liniment will reduce
the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I
could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth
time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

[subnub]

Bahaha

The area in which I grew up isn't exactly renowned for its high class women... there were at least a few that had 10+ kids to a few different guys, and lived the high life on the welfare/child support money. We always used to joke that they'd need Y-shaped coffins, because every time they hit their backs...