The Aussie & the Priest
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:18 amA Priest was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne.
After the plane was airborne, the drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a dark rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust :
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said :
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, the drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a dark rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust :
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said :
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."