How The Fight Started

[My08Liberty]

I got rear-ended by a car this morning on my way to work.

There we were pulled over alongside the road and slowly the
driver got out of his car and . . . you know how sometimes you just
get sooo stressed and then suddenly some little thing will strike
you as the funniest thing in the world?

Well I could NOT believe it . . . the guy was a DWARF!

He stormed up to me, looked up at me, and said,
"I'M NOT HAPPY!"

So I looked down at him and replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started . .