Why Alcohol SHOULD BE Served At Work

[MY07GT]

Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work...

> It's an incentive to show up.
> It leads to more honest communications.
> It reduces complaints about low pay.
> Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
> It encourages car pooling.
> Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
> It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
> It makes fellow employees look better.
> It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
> Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
> It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
> Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
> Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
> Not having to worry about your wife being mad when you come home wasted - its
your job!
> Any sick days taken would be completely genuine.
> you can take longer and more frequent bathroom breaks

Phil.