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Suicide bomber instructor blows up whole class...

Postby Ric » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:43 pm

http://www.theage.com.au/world/suicide- ... hvbvq.html

Baghdad: A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, or ISIL, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIL members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the north-eastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said.

Eight militants were arrested when they tried to escape, the officials said.

The militant who was conducting the training was not identified by name, but he was described by an Iraqi army officer as a prolific recruiter who was "able to kill the bad guys for once".
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Re: Suicide bomber instructor blows up whole class...

Postby HyRax » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:52 pm

Man, that blows...
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off...
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Re: Suicide bomber instructor blows up whole class...

Postby Jack_Keaka » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:03 am

oh well, theres always next time.
i wonder if they gave them refunds?
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Re: Suicide bomber instructor blows up whole class...

Postby subyroo » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:07 pm

Bugger!

There go another 1,584 Virgins in one beautiful move, thanks to Darwin.
The Instructor is already clearly the winner of the 2014 Darwin Award.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

P.S. I hope the remainder learned his instructions very well for the future.
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Re: Suicide bomber instructor blows up whole class...

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