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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke.

A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blond bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

An enterprising blonde was door knocking for odd jobs in a rich nieghborhood one day. She knocked at her next house and asked if there were any jobs she could take care of?
"well" said the guy. "I was just about to spend the rest of the day painting my porch, do you think you could handle that? I've got everything you need right here"
"Of course" she said "I'll be finished in no time!"
an hour and a half later she knocks on the guys door and when he opened it tells him "see, i told you i'd be quick... by the way silly, it's not a porch, it's a ferrari"