Revenge
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:46 pmGirl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it is the girls turn to buy a round,she tells him that shes heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual XXXX for herself. For him, she has 2 glasses. One contains a measure of Baileys, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you swig the Bailey's hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she is enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Baileys; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in he's mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
0.1 secs:The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
0.3 secs:Boyfriend's face turns the color of the lime juice.
0.6 secs:Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear.....
"It's called Blowjob Revenge."
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you swig the Bailey's hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a bit dubious, but she is enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go.
First the Baileys; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in he's mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
0.1 secs:The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
0.3 secs:Boyfriend's face turns the color of the lime juice.
0.6 secs:Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear.....
"It's called Blowjob Revenge."