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A few short (but funny) ones

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:48 pm
by YamYam
What does DNA stand for?...
National Dyslexics Association.

3 dyslexics on a train, on their way to watch the F.A cup final in London...
1 says to 2..... Is this Wembely? 2 says No, it's Thursday and 3 says Me too, I dying for a drink.

2 Jews walking down Bondi Road when they are passed by a very gorgeous Brazillian honey on her way to the beach...

Wow! says Isaac to Jaacob ''I would lend her one''

2 dyslexics walking through a building site and 1 says ''can you smell gas''
2 says '' I can't even smell my own name''

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:17 pm
by adam
how many dsylexics does it take to change a light blub?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:01 am
by YamYam
adam wrote:how many dsylexics does it take to change a light blub?


:D

Did you here about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa