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Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby Deep Heat » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:32 pm

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby zch91 » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:36 pm

Sauce ?
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby HyRax » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:48 pm

I think he misunderstood what the dipstick was for...
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off...
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby Deep Heat » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:55 pm

Jack_Keaka wrote: I like my women like subarus, box explodes and does a head easily.
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Postby peadya100 » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:33 am

Am i the only person curious to know how he has sex with a car..... or helicopter for that matter?!?!?!
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby Deep Heat » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:59 pm

peadya100 wrote:Am i the only person curious to know how he has sex with a car..... or helicopter for that matter?!?!?!


Exhaust.
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby blacktop™ » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:16 pm

zch91 wrote:Sauce ?


lol

tomato or bbq?
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby Deep Heat » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:27 pm

blacktop™ wrote:tomato or bbq?


mayo
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby peadya100 » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:31 pm

Exhaust??
He must have to be very selective on which car he beds... id be impressed if he could do a car with a 3" exhaust hahaha
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby bradr » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:44 pm

Just so long as he lets it cool down first. Do you smoke after sex? I don't know, I've never looked....
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Re: Man has sex with 1000 cars

Postby Bumpty » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:45 am

This isn't a forum that brings car lovers together is it..? :S
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